Oh please...

Media regulator and personal therapist to the ever whining nation Ofcom have reportedly received a number of complaints following Cheryl Cole and Whitney Housten's performances on Sunday's X Factor results show.

Apparently, 32 people (shit! do some damage control Simon -hah!) put the effort in and picked up the dog and bone (phone, people, that'll be a phone - Cockney rhyming slang guv'ner!) to complain that the pairs performance's (which were billed as live) were in fact mimed. Or shit(which they were not)

Further complaints even cited Whitney's admittedly odd behaviour during the mini post-performance interview as a source of distress (cue reaction shots of people fainting)

Seriously people... just bitch on a forum like the rest of us if you're that greived!

A x

Boyle gets buff

In what is surely the main story on the front pages of papers around the world, Susan Boyle has reportedly taken up boxing as way of relieving stress following the media's intrusion into her life.

According to an 'exclusive source' for 'The Sun' (wait! come back!) Susan has; '" been pretty stressed out by the whole worldwide fame thing and needed something to get her head straight, She was taken to a boxing gym and loved it. She put on the gloves and the boots and did some working out on a punch bag. She is a boxing fan but had never tried it before."

Lovely.

A x

If I Were a (Game)Boy

Whoda' thunk that Beyonce would be an avid gamer? That’s what she has reportedly told Spicezee recently!

Beyowulf – who starred in a series of adverts for the Nintendo DS and it’s Rhythm Paradise game earlier this year- revealed that she is a big fan of Guitar Hero and Wii Fit and that she would love to see a game released that incorporates her signature dance moves and choreography into a fun fitness experience for her fans!

‘I'd like to get involved in video games, since I really love Wii Fit. I think it would be a great idea to incorporate choreography because, for me, my workout is way more fun when it involves dancing, as opposed to running on a boring treadmill,’

Wii Crumping anyone?

But we all know if this did happen, the inevitable youtube videos would follow…

OH DEAR!

Would YOU buy this?!

A x